This is for
so kill her instead
One sunny night
was asleep when suddenly
and Tinky Winky came trough the floor boards "its grass time" they said rape face and all.
then got a fuck (really Regan XD) shaped crowbar and hit tinky winky with it. "ANUS" he exclaimed as his vagina fell out/off (can't read my own writing). Just then
came and farted grass which
(Im so sorry) then ate (this is fucked up on so many levels :/) they then stated it tasted like
who they previously had eaten the other night much to their dismay. Sherlock Jones and Dr. Anonymous where solving a case where
had got stuck up
's rectum. It was a pretty shitty situation to be in.
(so sorry bro) didn't mind it though cuz they loved shit especially dog shit on toast!!!!!
wanted to be Anstadamsters when suddenly Little miss Barack Obama or Barraco Barner as hes known to some shouted "TICKLES BUMPS" before face plating the ground and breaking his/her neck.
decided to kill Santa with a spoon
scolded them saying "You are a silly little Brazilian nut (that was PURE coincidence!!!!)!!!!!! With Santa dead
decided to deliver presents to all the boys and the girls of the world...EXCEPT for
who had recently been caught *for what remains of your innocence I'm cutting this bit out* Blitzen who made the moon explode with his sexiness!
was reproducting (as Regan says) when
burst in stating
had been lost Oregon like a charm!!!
had just established that Devon/Deven/Devin/etc had not been mentioned once and decided to hit Hobochlo with a penis published inside animal (these are only things me and Regan will get XD)! Alf then came and ran intoa lamppost that crushed
(im so sorry!!!!!!) to death! "I GOT LOCO LEGS!!!" exclaimed
dancing retardedly with BOB when all of the sudden
slapped the both of the across the face like a little biatch before saying "YABBA DABBBA DONT!!!
decided to go on Holiday to Uranus only to find rotten sheep corpses...(MWHAHAHH)
's joint sexiness killed everyone AND THE WHOLE EXISTENCE EXPLODED AND IT FELT HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so sorry..... but to dare is to do
I just established I've been spelling Tinky winky wrong my whole life oh and crowbar
please note the random words were TOHNF'S (t.on.fs) doing. All blank spaces where filled in on a random person picker so.... lol I also added Dana
So sorry bros..... feel free to torment me. This is a joke I did not intend to offend anyone!
Btw rectum thing was my idea sooooooooooo Idk *floats in space*